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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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