Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.