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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁

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