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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗

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