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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Toby eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊

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