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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Buddy eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗

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