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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Luna eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁

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