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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Luna eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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