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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Lola eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖

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