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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Lola eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗

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