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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Daisy eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺

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