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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Charlie eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦

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