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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Daenerys eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖

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