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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊

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