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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍

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