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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗

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