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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺

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