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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺

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