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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Akira eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍

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