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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Hermoine eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛

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