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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Kirk eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯

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