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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Spock eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻

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