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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Spock eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗

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