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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Spock eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡

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