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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗

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