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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺

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