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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Sugar eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺

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