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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Sugar eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘

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