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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Pebbles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖

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