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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Roxy eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛

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