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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Princess eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻

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