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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Izzy eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗

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