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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Izzy eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺

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