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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Dixie eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺

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