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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Dixie eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺

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