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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Minnie eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘

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