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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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