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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Maya eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡

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