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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Peanut eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖

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