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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Gus eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗

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