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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗

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