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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Oscar eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺

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