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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Sparky eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺

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