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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Sparky eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖

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