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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Sparky eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡

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