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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Professor Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗

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