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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺

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