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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦

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