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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖

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