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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻

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