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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Rufus eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛

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