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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Murphy eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺

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