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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Thor eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺

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