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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Squishy eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡

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