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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Jelly eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁

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