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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺

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