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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺

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