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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃

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