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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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