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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗

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