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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖

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