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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮

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