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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻

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