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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯

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