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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦

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