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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡

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