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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺

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