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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯

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