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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁

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